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Bytemoth's Brook

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I am Digital Warlock Bytemoth, and this is my corner of the web! In contrast to the personal archive at - which is where I put my older works - this extremely creamy dream retreat is constantly refreshed with sweet little streams of new stuff to dip your face in.

The Brook can be thought of as something of a sequel to my earlier attempts at making homepages - the Highly Saucy Directory in 2014 and Perfectly Cooked Pages from 2016. Third time's the charm?

2020-06-28: Added 404 page, /88s/, Inside Jokes, all pages in PC category. Dive, Warp, Webrings, and Now are now also tabs on this page. Discord server user counts updated; added Dannarchy's server.

The 32x32 icons appearing on this site were (mostly) sourced from afactor's Iconolog 1.0 and converted to PNG with BeCy Icon Grabber. Most other images were found on various archived Geocities sites and optimized.


Under Construction

About Bytemoth
Some insightful information on your wizardly webmaster.
Personality Quizzes
  • Updated 2020-06-04
  • Interesting results from various quizzes scattered about the web.
    Personal Web History
    My journey across the WWW that eventually led to us being here.
    Inside Jokes
  • Updated 2020-06-08
  • The origins of a few strange phrases I enjoy saying.

    Under Construction

    Webzones That Kick Ass 3.0
    Other sites that will greatly improve your life.
    Maximum Overhomepageage
  • Updated 2020-07-13
  • The finest hand-crafted corners of the web you'll ever see.
    You Should Play These
    Some games I've had great times with, and so can you.
    Five Star Buys
    Absolutely necessary purchases for you to make in the near future.
    Essential Programs
    Free apps that your sorry computer is incomplete without.
    Zero-Bullshit Web Browsing
  • Updated 2020-06-21
  • How to lock your shit down and stay safe in this wild superocean.
    Computer Comparison Chart
  • Updated 2020-06-27
  • How my main PCs from the past 15 years stack up to each other.
    Modern Systems
  • Updated 2020-06-10
  • The ass-taking, name-kicking custom PCs I've built.
    Classic Systems
  • Updated 2020-06-27
  • ..Then I got bored and put together some retro-gaming boxes!
    Pre-Built Systems
  • Updated 2020-06-27
  • ..and the fun doesn't stop there, but with some non-custom rigs.
    Dat Collection Tho
  • Updated 2020-06-29
  • A bunch of consoles and handhelds are also part of my recording setup.
    Tech Wishlist
  • Updated 2020-06-29
  • Stuff I haven't found yet and would like to have in my hoard someday.

    Welcome to the waters of the Brook, where my writing flows. I hope that you will find my opinions refreshing, or at least, entertaining.

    Under Construction
    Pages currently being converted and updated.

    (swimming turtle)

    Deeper Waters

    A few topics that stretch deeper than the one-off articles below.

    #DWB does GPT
    My experiences making side cash with surveys, ad videos, and phone apps.
    Cameras and Pictures
    Digital photographs taken with older Cyber-shot cameras.
    Dream Diary
    The crazy stuff that goes on in my unconscious mind.

    Lamentation Exiting Aggravated Pedants

    The obligatory personal rant section, wherein I'll verbally flatulate about not understanding why people insist on trying my patience by being different from me.

    Thoughts on Web Design

    A few ideas on how to make the modern surfing experience more pleasant.

    [Cool Pets from Cybersurf Paradise]

    Updated 2020-07-12

    Link to the Brook!

    If you'd like to see more of my works, here's a list of the other websites I'm responsible for:

    Updated 2020-06-29


    Expanding Unidirectional Ring of Pages

    Hotline Webring

    [Previous] [Hotline] [Next]

    Neocities Rings

    (Our Space) (Hyperlink) (Night Mode)

    [Previous] [slot machine] [Next]
    Cool And Good

    Now is 2020-06-26

    Priority Zero: Daily Tasks

    Staying informed
    I am keeping up to date with (almost) everything posted by YouTube and VidLii channels I follow, as well as mutual followers on social media (Mastodon, Neocities, Discord).

    Priority One: Weekly to Monthly

    Making that cheddar
    Taking surveys, watching ads, and using cashback and passive sites to earn gift cards because I like free shit.
    Want some referral links?
    Website Wednesdays
    Every week or so, I publish the progress I've made on my sites - CD5K, Bytemoth's Brook, and the MothZone.
    Current task: (Re)creating the rest of the Brook.

    Priority Two: Occasional/On Hold

    Plundering the Archive(.org)
    In order for my website to have an authentic 1997 aesthetic, I am gathering GIFs and scripts from abandoned Geocities homepages.
    Perusal progress: 320/951
    Securing sysop status
    I am (slowly) setting up an oldschool BBS, web forum, and Pleroma instance on some spare computer systems.
    Current task: Reinstalling Windows 98.
    Reading webcomics
    Homestuck aside, I have not read webcomics since July 2015. Should probably get caught up and see if it provides any inspiration for my own stories.
    Recently binged: Gene Catlow (RIP)

    Priority Three: Serving Temporal Jailtime

    Expanding the collection
    I want to continue to collect games (physical and digital) and systems that interest me. Expensive, though. Instead, I'm currently picking up some old digital cameras for cheap.
    Growing lemons
    The erotic writing projects are currently taking lower priority, but the ideas for them are stacking up.
    Hypothetical future lewdfic count: ≥197
    (Not) making videos
    I have the equipment to start doing reviews and gameplays, but finding time to record and edit is another issue.
    Build More Computers
    PC-5014 has served me well, and will continue to do so, but its AM3+ hardware is beginning to show its age. I'm waiting to see if DDR5 becoming available results in CPU socket changes before getting any parts, though.
    PC-5024 Estimated Cost: $1575


    Information FYI


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