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Bytemoth's Brook

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I am Digital Warlock Bytemoth, and this is my corner of the web! In contrast to CD5K, which is where I go full fiction, this extremely creamy stream is a constantly-refreshed catalog of my experiences and things I find useful. Dip your face in and feel refreshed.

The Brook can be thought of as something of a sequel to my earlier attempts at making homepages - the Highly Saucy Directory in 12014 and Perfectly Cooked Pages from 12016. Third time's the charm?

Stroll through the Webgarden for the latest updates.
(All dates on this page appear recent due to a sitewide layout change.)

The 32x32 icons appearing on this site were sourced from afactor's Iconolog 1.0 and Windows 98, then converted to PNG with BeCy Icon Grabber. Most other images were found on various archived Geocities sites and optimized.

While this site isn't explicitly smartphone compatible, due to being designed for sub-HD resolutions, it should look fine in landscape orientation. Though I would suggest instead, at bare minimum, using a tablet and mouse.

   
About Bytemoth
  • Updated 12023-08-04
  • Some insightful information on your wizardly webmaster.
    Personality Quizzes
  • Updated 12023-08-20
  • Interesting results from various quizzes scattered about the web.
    Web History: Weaving
  • Updated 12023-06-19
  • The things I've tried to do throughout my years of dropkicking HTML.
    Web History: Surfing
  • Updated 12023-06-16
  • My journey across the WWW that eventually led to us being here.
    Inside Jokes
  • Updated 12023-06-16
  • The origins of a few strange phrases I enjoy saying.
    Webzones That Kick Ass 3.0
  • Updated 12023-09-14
  • Other sites that will greatly improve your life.
    Maximum Overhomepageage
  • Updated 12023-09-14
  • The finest hand-crafted corners of the web you'll ever see.
    Ways to Play
  • Updated 12023-08-17
  • How to have great times on PCs and consoles.
    Five Star Buys
  • Updated 12023-09-04
  • Absolutely necessary purchases for you to make in the near future.
    Essential EXEs
  • Updated 12023-08-21
  • Free apps that your sorry Windows computer is incomplete without.
    Zero-Bullshit Web Browsing
  • Updated 12023-09-09
  • How to lock your shit down and stay safe in this wild superocean.
    Computer Comparison Chart
  • Updated 12023-08-25
  • How my main PCs from the past 15 years stack up to each other.
    Modern Systems
  • Updated 12023-09-14
  • The ass-taking, name-kicking custom PCs I've built.
    Classic Systems
  • Updated 12023-08-23
  • ..Then I got bored and put together some retro-gaming boxes!
    Pre-Built Systems
  • Updated 12023-09-14
  • ..and the fun doesn't stop there, but with some non-custom rigs.
    Dat Collection Tho
  • Updated 12023-06-30
  • A bunch of consoles and handhelds are also part of my recording setup.
    Beige Whales
  • Updated 12023-07-16
  • Stuff I haven't been able to find and don't really need, buuuut..
    Programs for Penguins
  • Updated 12023-09-14
  • Things to aid us in our upcoming transition to Linux.
    Take a deeper dive?

    Welcome to the waters of the Brook, where my writing flows. I hope that you will find my opinions refreshing, or at least, entertaining.

    (swimming turtle)

    Deeper Waters Under Construction

    A few topics that stretch deeper than the one-off articles below.

    #DWB does GPT
    My experiences making side cash with surveys, ad videos, and phone apps.
    Cameras and Pictures
    Digital photographs taken with older Cyber-shot cameras.
    N.E.O. Classical
    Experiments with older versions of web browsers.
    Dream Diary
    The crazy stuff that goes on in my unconscious mind.

    Lamentation Exiting Aggravated Pedants

    The obligatory personal rant section, wherein I'll verbally flatulate about not understanding why people insist on trying my patience by being different from me.

    Technology!

    Stuff about computers and the software on them.

    Thoughts on Web Design

    A few ideas on how to make the modern surfing experience more pleasant.

    Everything Else

    Random unfocused bits that don't fit into the other categories.


    [Cool Pets from Cybersurf Paradise]

    Enter the warp station?

    Updated 12023-05-05

    Link to the Brook!

    If you'd like to see more of my works, here's a list of the other websites I'm responsible for:

    Hit the ring-landing?

    Updated 12023-06-19

    EUROPa

    Expanding Unidirectional Ring of Pages

    Hotline Webring

    [Previous] [Hotline] [Next]

    Neocities Rings

    Shuttered

    (Hyperlink) Activity range unknown due to site purges. (Cool and Good) 12018-08-20 to 12018-12-04 (Subrings variant) (YesterWebring) 12021-03-09 to 12023-03-31 with 815 members

    Stagnant

    (Our Space) 12017-07-22 to 12017-11-25 (Cool and Good) 12018-07-16 to 12019-02-02 (Webring variant) (Very Cool Crazy Cunt) 12018-09-26 to 12019-01-05 (Night Mode) 12018-12-22 to 12019-06-28

    Surviving

     
    Yoohoo
    [Previous] [slot machine] [Next]
    Link #9 in the former Yesterweb Ring!

    This site, The Brook, is keeping the old web alive. Thanks, Bytemoth!

    [Previous] [Next]

    Is it now yet?

    Now is 12023-09-14

    Bytemoth is...

    (Now)

    Recalculating
    ...for mental health reasons, strongly considering upgrading the "don't watch annoying shitheads" rule to a "don't watch videos about annoying shitheads" rule, thereby ignoring all political content.
    Simplifying
    ...removing accounts, cartriges, and devices from his life that are unused or could otherwise be made redundant.
    Upgrading
    ...switching from Gen2 Core and AM3+ based systems to Gen4 Core and AM4.
    Fascinated by technology
    ...rapidly absorbing information about Stable Diffusion, KoboldAI LLM/GPT, and text-to-speech engines. Yall seeing this shit? It's wild. (on hold)
    ...rapidly installing and testing Linux desktop environments.

    (Then)

    Celebrating Website Wednesdays
    ...uploading the progress made on CD5K, the Brook, and MothZone every week (approximately).
    Current task: Setting up a VPS to host CD5K. Considering if server administration is too tedious to deal with.
    Expanding the Collection
    ...picking up XBOX/360 and PS3/4 games while they're still cheap, and softmodding or emulating everything else.

    (Slowly)

    Plundering the Archive(.org)
    ...gathering GIFs and scripts from Geocities homepages to give his sites an authentic 1997 aesthetic.
    Perusal progress: 320/951
    Webcomic-ing
    ...catching up on webcomics, which he abruptly stopped reading in July 2015, to get some inspiration for his own stories.
    Recently finished: Boxdog

    (Eventually)

    Making Cheddar?
    ...giving up on taking surveys, watching ads, and using cashback and passive sites to earn Amazon.com gift cards because it's too damn tedious.
    Current task: Purging and phasing out remaining auxiliary phone.
    Growing Lemons?
    ...gathering ideas and generating outlines for erotic writing projects.
    Lewdfic ideas: 324+
    Recording?
    ...sitting around doing a whole lot of nothing with all this equipment and software that could make reviews and playthroughs.

    But Bytemoth, what'd ya do today? (Updates every now and then, sometimes)

    Now!

    Peruse the manifest?

    If you're reading this, well done!
    Hidden area discovered! 5,120 bonus points!


    Information FYI

    Technology/Gaming

    Ready to head somewhere else? Blast Off Webrings 88x31 Gallery Care to stay a while and listen? Dive Deeper Bytemoth NOW! Discord Servers

    [Nav]In too deep? Perhaps you could use a Roadmap.


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